Introduction thread....

There is a flash of lightning as a huge cloud forms above. Thunder rolls across the forum as light flashes amongst the roiling mass as if explosives were set alight inside.

A flash of lightning and a wise benevolent monkey like face appears in the clouds, like some strange apparition, or for those more cynical, like it's being projected on the cloud

I, the great Monkey King, welcome you here!

welcome to the new forums!

A gust of wind blows and you notice a small curtain pulls aside and a small monkey in pants and a red vest working some controls behind there. He looks at you all nervously and switches the machine off. The smoke dissipates rapidly and does the sounds and light show

Fine, so this me, Monkey King, welcome, make yourself at home and introduce yourself if you feel you need to....

Psh, like the awesome us have need for such a thing as an "introduction". *makes the bunny ears at introduction*

Maybe not an introduction, but everyone should be given fair warning about YOU. I be Sao! That be Anni, stealer of shoes.

I don't steal them. I merely eliminate an unnecessary item off their person. They should be thanking me! I am helping them become less materialistic!

...yeah, right...

Hopefully we will get more than just regulars visiting this place.....Otherwise it would be like Moes bar in the Simpssons when Moes only customers are Homer and his friends, and Barney of course.

A kyp walks into the room. This particular kyp is slightly bewildered.

"So, ah, not used to being a newb, guysos. Be gentle; I have brought you a gift of IGOR BARS hooray!"

*dances*

KYPFACE!

Hooray!

Igor Bars are always the best welcome gift

This is the truest truth. If anyone ever visits, or vice versa, I will make some. And they will DIE of sugar deaths.

Mmmm, sugar deaths. The best kind of deaths.

Uhm, hello. Sao is making me introduce myself. So herro, I'm new, obviously.

Let it be known that if you'd like to send any harassment or other annoyances to Sao, I'll do it for you, as I'll see her regularly after next week

WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU TO OFFER SUCH A SERVICE?! D:

An awesome one. You're making me go shopping Thursday. This is your consequence.

OH GOD YES

HARASS HER LIKE CRAZY NEW PERSON

You're the one who wants me to go out and party/drink for New Years. SO, I need a yellow dress. Also...why are we holding this conversation in here, when you're on Skype...?

SAL STOP INSTIGATING!

I have arrived, CHEESE FOR EVERY ONE!
No wait scratch cheese for no one, it is to expensive these days.

Not even a little cheese?

I like gentlesaur. She has all MY best interests in mind.....namely harrassing Sao.

and I want cheese. I want sharp cheese, with which to cut people with!

D: Why has this become the "Pick on Sao" thread?!

true.

maybe we can make a pick on Sao thread? thanks for the idea Sao!

It's true, sometimes Sao has good ideas

It wasn't a suggestion to make one! Gentlesaur, I blame you.

I vote yes for a pick on Sao thread. everyone can come up with ideas and I can carry them out.

oh she's going to fit in nicely....

D:

I uninvite you, as of right now. Go away. >:I

you can't uninvite me! i'm already here. plus... :cough:tattoo:cough:

That is blackmail. ;-;

You're bad enough without MK running off on you. This was poorly thought out on my part.

Blackmail? What does that even mean?

I'm too innocent for that kind of thing.

Please step away from the computer before you are struck with lightning. Also, we are having a conversation in a thread meant only for introductions.